英語趣事（1）
昨天有一節令我很難忘的英語課，下面，就給大家說說吧！
那節課我們學了幾個新單詞，老師叫幾個人來讀讀。他點了一名男同學。男同學扭扭捏捏地站了起來，老師看了，說：“你以為你是一根方便面啊！”大家都在笑，當然也包括我。老師點了第二個男生，問他：“這個怎么讀？“男生沒回答。老師說：“你看你，整天懶洋洋的，真是頭上帶著一坨屎。”我們又在哈哈大笑，老師突然轉過身來，笑著問我們：“懶羊羊是不是頭上有坨屎的啊？”“是！哈哈哈哈~~~~”我們回答。老師還說，這叫“時尚”，一開始，我們都不解是什么意思，接著，老師說：“屎在頭上，不就是‘時尚’嗎！”“哈哈哈哈~~~~”回答老師的又是一陣狂笑。
唉~這節課可真好玩！
英語趣事（2）
Holiday is very dull. i stay at home for most of time. sometimes i visit my friends and play basketball with them. sometimes we go shopping.one day, we go to the kfc. we have hamburgers, chicken coke and french fries. we have sore throats.
We go home and have a rest. then we feel better. we go and play computer games! how mad we are!this is the only thing i can talk about in the holiday.
英語趣事（3）
My winter holiday is intersting, my winter holiday is very interesting.I can play a computer and watch a TV in the home.I still read some good books in the winter holiday.Because of the plan of value result of our school, let us time of few lesson remaining.Also opportunity to have no does the affair that likes to do.So, the winter holiday liked too to me. But again schooled begins quickly, its be over means a kind of another life of beginning, my in the mind have a little longing , also have a little fear.Imagining to what freshman live is more.long for enjoyment,long for liberty.
英語趣事（4）
"Why is winter vacation so boring? I thought to myself, "every day I have to do my homework at home, just a few things." I told my mother what I thought, and my mother decided to take me to the zoo to relax and do the no. 65 bus to the zoo.
In the zoo, of course, you should see the national treasure. "Wow, that panda is eating bamboo. The panda is drinking water on the stream and even doing sports." Out of the panda area, then saw the amazing crested ibis home, they flew in the cage, adult crested ibis grooming, some like didn't wake up, on the map and the polar bear, I want to see how old they are, the polar bear is three times as big as mine.
It was noon, and we spent a few hours of the morning visiting the exotic animals.
In the afternoon, we came to the area of the carnivorous animal. Why is the Wolf walking in figure8? Is it walking the catwalk? Then we visited lion hushan, and many people were cheering outside the window. What were they doing? I curious walked past, originally is going to have a liger war, saw the tiger showed its power and prestige of the king of beasts flapping up, king lion roared, the tiger has scared away, and so the war is over.
When we after the visit, it's already late, on the way home, I thought for a moment, nature and there are many secrets are waiting us to explore, there is something wrong with the animal world is waiting for human to answer, so please the ignorant people don't kill animals, otherwise they will not be shut in the cage.
英語趣事（5）
Winter vacation to come! The New Year also came, and the dragon took "fu" into the family.
In the morning, my cousin and I had nothing to do in our hometown, because the grown-ups had gone to rugao to buy something to celebrate the New Year. Suddenly, an idea came to my mind: baked sweet potatoes! So...
"Let's go roast sweet potatoes, sister! There is a bamboo forest and some bricks in the back of the home, and there are sweet potatoes in the home. Okay?" I took her hand and pretended to be pitiful. The elder sister said in a slightly worried tone: "is it so bad that the adults will come back and blame us? Do not!" I said firmly, "it's okay, what's the matter? You're reading a novel all day. What's the good news? If you want to see it, buy a book. Mobile phones radiate a lot. Whoops, okay, okay? You're the best sister in the world! Just promise me."
"All right." My sister said. I thought to myself: oh yeah! Success at last!
We took two sweet potatoes and lighters at home. Then go inside the woods. My task: to build the brick into the shape of the house. My sister's task: to put the sweet potatoes in a bunch of bamboo.
Began. I first put bamboo leaves in "brick house", then let sister ignite. I put the sweet potatoes on the fire and turned the roast. I was alone with my sister. I took two, three minutes to think of it, so I ripped a piece of sweet potato skin and bit it. "Spit ~ ~, good hard and astringent!" "I said. "Not yet! What are you worried about? !" "My sister said.
Well, I can't help it. I have to bake it again. I can't wait for a bite. It's hot, but delicious! This is my own baked sweet potato, very happy!
英語趣事（6）
The winter vacation I had dreamed all year around was finally coming. And I really enjoyed a lot from it.The first thing I did was I made a plan for my study. I assigned my homework equally according to the holidays so that I can finish all of them in time. I also arranged myself the books and words I need to read and recite.
Secondly, I took some extracurricular activities and read some English original reading. My favorite book is, written by Sherlock Holmes. Among all the classical movies, the Sound of Music was the most exciting one. During my holidays I also made some assistance for my physical class teacher, surely I met lots of difficulties in this stage and from which I knew what perseverance really was.
Lastly, I went to the temple fair and was lucky to taste several Chinese traditional dishes; "Jiaohua chicken"is one of them. It is said it originated from Hangzhou centuries ago, made by a famous beggar Hong Qi Gong, the senior leader of Beggar Gang.Steamed with fresh lotus leaf wrapped up,it is famous for its special aroma and taste.
Now that the holiday is ending and a new semester is coming, I need to fresh up and get started to embrace the upcoming challenges.
英語趣事（7）
This morning, in clear weather, sunny. We're a family to public plazas kites.
Dad took a balloon, it is small in kite behind tail and used to increase its resistance. Mom with the hand a kite, I tightly pulling a line. Dad shout loudly 1: "put." Mother will hasten to kite into the air. Kite flying high in the air, pian-pian flying, we cheerily Shouting, on the square desperately to run.
The sky is so many kinds of kites. Kite kite, butterflies have bats, etc, they all birds kite flying in the air cheerily.
I wish I were that fly freely in the blue sky kite!
今天上午天氣晴朗，陽光明媚。我們一家去市民廣場放風箏。
爸爸拿來一個氣球，把它系在風箏后面的`小尾巴上，用來增加它的阻力。媽媽用手拿著風箏，我緊緊地拉著線。爸爸大聲喊了一聲：“放。”，媽媽就趕緊把風箏拋向空中。風箏越飛越高，在空中翩翩飛舞著，我們快活地喊叫著，在廣場上拼命地跑著。
天空中風箏的種類還真多。有蝙蝠風箏、蝴蝶風箏、小鳥風箏等等，它們都在空中快活地飛翔著。
我真希望我是那自由飛翔在藍天上的風箏呀!
英語趣事（8）
This morning, in clear weather, sunny. We're a family to public plazas kites.
Dad took a balloon, it is small in kite behind tail and used to increase its resistance. Mom with the hand a kite, I tightly pulling a line. Dad shout loudly 1: "put." Mother will hasten to kite into the air. Kite flying high in the air, pian-pian flying, we cheerily Shouting, on the square desperately to run.
The sky is so many kinds of kites. Kite kite, butterflies have bats, etc, they all birds kite flying in the air cheerily.
I wish I were that fly freely in the blue sky kite!
英語趣事（9）
寒假趣事
This morning, in clear weather, sunny. We#39;re a family to public plazas kites.
Dad took a balloon, it is small in kite behind tail and used to increase its resistance. Mom with the hand a kite, I tightly pulling a line. Dad shout loudly 1: "put." Mother will hasten to kite into the air. Kite flying high in the air, pian-pian flying, we cheerily Shouting, on the square desperately to run.
The sky is so many kinds of kites. Kite kite, butterflies have bats, etc, they all birds kite flying in the air cheerily.
I wish I were that fly freely in the blue sky kite!
今天上午天氣晴朗，陽光明媚。我們一家去市民廣場放風箏。
爸爸拿來一個氣球，把它系在風箏后面的小尾巴上，用來增加它的阻力。媽媽用手拿著風箏，我緊緊地拉著線。爸爸大聲喊了一聲：“放。”，媽媽就趕緊把風箏拋向空中。風箏越飛越高，在空中翩翩飛舞著，我們快活地喊叫著，在廣場上拼命地跑著。
天空中風箏的種類還真多。有蝙蝠風箏、蝴蝶風箏、小鳥風箏等等，它們都在空中快活地飛翔著。
我真希望我是那自由飛翔在藍天上的風箏呀!
寒假趣事
Then suddenly winter vacation is nearly the past think of the interesting things, I will keep smile.
That is the annual lunar calendar, we will to the public to have a meal. Go to, I also brought a brain teasers.
Ten more minutes, aunt they didn#39;t come, so I said to them: "aunt, let#39;s play the game of brain teasers?" Aunt nodded without any hesitation, promised to me. So I said, "the title out by me, you guess, I give you, but I will not give the answer. Wrong to stick a piece of white, guess the prize for something to eat. Everyone has to guess, if you don#39;t guess who, also want to stick to white." The game started, my first question is the "what cannot eat" see aunt, aunt, brother and sister are sitting in a chair, frowned, you look at me, I look at you, silently say something. At this moment, I saw my brother stood up from his chair, said to me: "the nature is the broken rice oh." I came to him, his brother#39;s shoulder, and said to his brother: "congratulations, answer wrong" I put a note posted on my brother#39;s face, immediately, brother long out of a white beard. Others see brother, think again, and for a long time, also have no answer, I said: "now give you a hint, a unit of length." At this time, the elder brother stood up again, said: "I know that is contributing."
I say: "true cleverness, right!" Brother said: "that my white pick." I smiled and said: "amends, line."
This winter holiday, I had a great time, especially the game.
寒假一轉眼就快過去了想想那件趣事，我就會不停地笑。
那是大年初二，我們要到外公家去吃飯。去時，我還帶了一本《腦筋急轉彎》。
十點多鐘了，阿姨她們才來，于是，我對他們說：“阿姨，咱們來玩腦筋急轉彎的游戲好嗎?”阿姨毫不猶豫地點點頭，答應了我。于是我說：“題目由我來出，你們猜，我可以提示一下，但我不會說出答案。猜錯的人要貼一張白條，猜對的獎東西吃。每個人都要猜，如果誰不猜，也要貼白條。”游戲開始，我出的第一題是“什么米不能吃”只見阿姨、舅媽、哥哥還有妹妹都坐在椅子上，緊皺眉頭，你看看我，我看看你，悄悄地說著什么。這時，只見哥哥從椅子上站起來，對我說：“這自然是壞了的米喔。”我走到他跟前，拍著哥哥的肩膀，對哥哥說：“恭喜你，答錯了”我把一張白條貼到哥哥臉上，頓時，哥哥長出了一條白胡須。其他人看看哥哥，又開始思考了，過了好久，也沒有答案，我說：“現在給你們提示一下，一個長度單位。”這時，哥哥又站起來了，說：“我知道了是分米。”
我說：“真聰明，答對了!”哥哥說：“那就把我的白條摘下來吧。”我笑了笑，說：“將功補過，行。”
這個寒假，我過得很愉快，特別是這個游戲。
寒假趣事
Winter vacation passed, winter vacation memories there#39;s plenty of fun, now think really funny.
Once, when mother cook shout: "qian qian, no salt in the home, go and buy a pack of." I say: "good." I ran forward holding money wholesale shop bought a bag of salt, hurried home. One not careful, he was tripped by a sharp stone, the packing bag of salt was worn out, sprinkle all over the floor. I hurriedly knelt down to pick up salt, pick it up, but is dirty, this is going to do this? At this time, next door to grandma zhang take the laundry out to dry. I am a brainwave, ah! Why were not
At home, I took out a basin filled with water, the salt into the water, the floating above the dirt pick it out, pick up clean, is satisfied, hand into the bowl with a touch found salt. I started to cry "blare... how salt is gone?" Mother came to dry my tears, said: "what is wrong with salt is gone!" I take after spoke 1 time, mother laughed said: "you see mother to become a magic."
Mother set fire, pour brine into the pot. I looked curious but not a layer of white salt came out for a while, I smiled and said: "salt salt change out! Out!" Will, all the water dried up, and turned to salt. Touch my head to ask: "what is this?" "Qian qian you see, this is you to explore!" Mother said with a smile.
This day is really fun!
寒假快過去了，回憶起寒假的趣事還真不少，現在想一想還真好笑。
有一次，媽媽做飯時喊：“倩倩，家里沒鹽了，快去買一包。”我說：“好的。”我攥著錢就跑向前面的批發店買了一包鹽，急忙跑回家。一不留神，就被一塊尖銳的石頭絆倒了，鹽的.包裝袋被磨破了，灑了一地。我連忙蹲下撿鹽，撿好了，可是臟了，這下該這怎么辦?就在這時，隔壁的張奶奶把洗好的衣服拿出來晾。我靈機一動，呀!為什么不可洗鹽呢
回到家，我拿出一個盆子接滿水，把鹽到進水里，把浮在上面的臟東西撿了出來，撿干凈了，正得意時，手放進盆里一摸發現鹽沒了。我哭了起來“嗚嗚……鹽怎么不見了?”媽媽過來擦干我的眼淚說：“鹽不見了是怎么回事啊!”我把經過講了一遍，媽媽聽了哈哈大笑說：“你看媽媽給變一個魔術。”
媽媽點起火，把鹽水倒進鍋里。我懷著好奇心看著，不一會兒一層白色的鹽出來了，我笑著說：“鹽變出來了!鹽出來了!”過了會，水全干了，變成了鹽。我摸一摸腦袋問：“這是怎么回事?”“倩倩你看到了吧，這得你去探索!”媽媽微笑著說。
這一天真是趣味無窮!
英語趣事（10）
在平凡的學習、工作、生活中，大家都不可避免地會接觸到作文吧，作文是由文字組成，經過人的.思想考慮，通過語言組織來表達一個主題意義的文體。作文的注意事項有許多，你確定會寫嗎？下面是小編為大家收集的暑假趣事英語作文，歡迎閱讀，希望大家能夠喜歡。
Summer vacation is over, but one thing still makes me hard to forget.
That day, the weather was very hot, I am at home as instruments. When I see a "paste nose" of this writing, find it very interesting thought: I have also come to play. Said, do your job. I shall first on the blackboard and drew a little boy, that is, there is no nose. I cut a small nose, and then called the neighbors play a small partner. He (she) had heard were very much fun, they play one after another. At this time, a little brother, said: "playing such a game should have a prize, right?" I think he would, so they took a little rubber on the table when the prizes. Began to play, and that little brother first play, I used the linen covered his eyes, he was much deliberation, the last of a fierce, "Ha ha ha ha ... ..." came a burst of laughter, he won a small linen look It turned out he paste it into the mouth of the boy. Followed by the next little sister, and her demeanor was serious, considering for a long time before skeptical to posted up can you look, another burst of laughter, because she is the face, nose posted outside, and she laughed in embarrassment . Finally my turn, I found it a bit uneven paste the nose, so I went on that feeling to touch, and finally touched. My self-confidence up one, a loud burst of applause came, I was elated. That little brother is not satisfied, said: "Next, I must win!" So, another bureau began ... ...
You say this can not memorable, interesting?
英語趣事（11）
在學習、工作、生活中，大家對作文都再熟悉不過了吧，作文一定要做到主題集中，圍繞同一主題作深入闡述，切忌東拉西扯，主題渙散甚至無主題。作文的注意事項有許多，你確定會寫嗎？下面是小編為大家收集的高二趣事英語作文大全，歡迎大家分享。
From the sixteenth of January to the seventh of February is our Winter Holiday. I think everybody did a lot of things in the Winter Holiday. But I didn t. Let you to listen to my story of Winter Holiday.
I spend a lot of time on the homework.. Every day in my Winter Holiday, I always got up late. Then I listened to the tape, it was nine o clock. Then I ate breakfast and then I did my homework during the daytime! I m not very slow but the homework was too heavy!
I m unlucky on the playing too. I played firecracker but I hurt my finger with the fire. I m careless to kindle the firecracker, so I m very unlucky.
I still unlucky on my friend s party. In the morning, I wanted to get up early but I woke up at 10:50. After ten minutes, the party would start! So I only eat a piece of bread then I go to my friend s home! And I stay at his home for a long time when I came home. My mother and father were very angry and they scolded me!
I m worried and feel unlucky on my weigh. Last term, I was 48 kilogram but now I am 51 kilogram! I must to do banting!
But most important, I have gone to Shanghai Ocean Aquarium, I want to go there very much because I want to see the horse, the monkey in the sea. Now I ve done it . It is a bright dot in my Winter Holiday.
英語趣事（12）
在生活、工作和學習中，大家都跟作文打過交道吧，通過作文可以把我們那些零零散散的思想，聚集在一塊。作文的注意事項有許多，你確定會寫嗎？下面是小編為大家整理的高三英語作文：暑假趣事，歡迎閱讀，希望大家能夠喜歡。
Summer vacation is over but one thing still makes me hard to forget.
That day the weather was very hot I am at home as instruments. When I see a "paste nose" of this writing find it very interesting thought: I have also come to play. Said do your job. I shall first on the blackboard and drew a little boy that is there is no nose. I cut a small nose and then called the neighbors play a small partner.
He (she) had heard were very much fun they play one after another. At this time a little brother said: "playing such a game should have a prize right?" I think he would so they took a little rubber on the table when the prizes. Began to play and that little brother first play I used the linen covered his eyes he was much deliberation the last of a fierce "Ha ha ha ha ... ..." came a burst of laughter he won a small linen look It turned out he paste it into the mouth of the boy. Followed by the next little sister and her demeanor was serious considering for a long time before skeptical to posted up can you look another burst of laughter because she is the face nose posted outside and she laughed in embarrassment .
Finally my turn I found it a bit uneven paste the nose so I went on that feeling to touch and finally touched. My self-confidence up one a loud burst of applause came I was elated. That little brother is not satisfied said: "Next I must win!" So another bureau began ... ...
You say this can not memorable interesting?
【參考譯文】
暑假已經結束但是還有一件事讓我難以忘記。
那一天天氣很熱我在家里工具。當我看到一個“貼鼻子”撰寫本文時發現它非常有趣的想:我也來玩。說做你的工作。我將首先在黑板上畫了一個小男孩也就是說沒有鼻子。我切一個小鼻子然后叫鄰居小伴侶。
他(她)聽到是非常有趣他們一個接一個地玩。這時一個小弟弟說:“玩這樣一個游戲應該有一個獎對嗎?“我覺得他會他們就拿獎時一個小橡皮在桌子上。開始玩小弟弟第一次玩我用亞麻布蓋住了他的眼睛他考慮再三最后的激烈“哈哈哈哈……”一陣笑聲他贏得了小麻看起來結果粘貼到男孩的嘴。緊隨其后的是下一個小妹妹她的舉止是嚴重的考慮了很長一段時間之前懷疑來發布你能看另一個大笑因為她的`臉鼻子貼外她尷尬地笑了。
終于輪到我了我發現它有點不均勻粘貼的鼻子所以我繼續這種感覺摸終于感動了。我的自信一聲一陣陣熱烈的掌聲我心花怒放。小弟弟不滿意說:“接下來我必須贏!“那么另一個局開始……
你說這不能令人難忘有趣嗎?
英語趣事（13）
在日常學習、工作抑或是生活中，大家都經常看到作文的身影吧，作文是人們把記憶中所存儲的有關知識、經驗和思想用書面形式表達出來的`記敘方式。那要怎么寫好作文呢？下面是小編精心整理的關于國慶節趣事的英語作文，歡迎大家借鑒與參考，希望對大家有所幫助。
Every day there are a lot of things happen, as it is National Day today, my home is something memorable things.The National Day of the first day, I saw mom and dad, when idle, will I get a brainwave proposal said: "mom and dad, don't we open a today to" idiot "king of the game!" Then I say again: "who cheated most times, who will be awarded the honor of" their king "of the title." Mom and dad are readily agreed.The game began. Father sitting on the sofa watching TV, the mother to the kitchen to cook a meal, I went to the room playing computer. Although we were safe, actually we are hidden dangers in the mind all!At this time, the father cried I, said: "quick to see you the most popular TV audience
Cook a meal, I went to the room playing computer. Although we were safe, actually we are hidden dangers in the mind all!At this time, the father cried I, said: "come and see you the most popular TV series!" Once I listen to and hurriedly run in the past, the game has forgotten about things. I went to see on TV, where is the "big ears tutu '! Is clearly in the advertising. Dad see I was cheated, smile keep not waist.I came back to the room, Shouting, "dad, quick to see the movie." Father ran over, will see me in all seriousness appearance at the computer to play games, nose is immediately, and patted me on the head to say: "yi! When learn to smart?"Just then, the mother shouted: "food is to have something to eat." My father and I haste to ran past, alas! What food? Have rice didn't food. Mother say with smile: "ha ha! Suddenly caught two idiot."Soon a hour past, the game is over, I began to publish their results: mother cheated twice; Dad had six times; I got four times. In this game, "their king" of the title to belong to dad!The game we a are very happy. In this! I wish our motherland happy 61 one full year!
每天都有很多趣事發生,今天是國慶節,我家就發生了一件令人難忘的趣事.
國慶節的第一天,我見爸爸媽媽閑著沒事干,這時我靈機一動,便提議說：“爸爸、媽媽,要不今天我們來開個“笨蛋之王”的比賽吧!”接著我又說：“誰受騙次數最多,誰就會榮獲“笨蛋之王”的稱號.”爸爸媽媽都欣然同意了.
游戲開始了.爸爸坐在沙發上看電視,媽媽到廚房去做飯,我就到房間里玩電腦去了.別看我們安然無恙,其實我們心里都暗藏殺機!
這時,爸爸大聲喊我,說：“快來看你最愛看的電視劇嘍!”我一聽,連忙跑過去,把比賽的事情忘得一干二凈了.我往電視上一看,哪是‘大耳朵圖圖’呀!分明是在放廣告.爸爸見我上當了,笑得直不起腰來.
我回到房間里,大喊一聲：“爸爸,快來看電影.”爸爸飛快地跑過來,卻看見我一本正經的樣子坐在電腦玩游戲,鼻子都氣歪了,隨即又拍拍我的頭說：“咦呀!什么時候學會聰明啦?”
就在這時,媽媽大聲叫到：“飯菜好了,快來吃飯.”我和爸爸爭先恐后地跑了過去,唉!什么飯菜嘛?有飯沒菜.媽媽笑著說：“哈哈!一下子抓到兩個笨蛋.”
很快一個小時過去了,游戲結束了,我開始公布結果：媽媽受騙了二次;爸爸受騙了六次;我受騙了四次.在這次游戲中,“笨蛋之王”的稱號歸爸爸莫屬了!
這個游戲我們一家都很開心.在此呢!我祝祖國61周歲快樂!
英語趣事（14）
Childhood in my grandmother's house， saw the hen sat in the nest to scare her， she did not run， I felt very
Go and ask the Father knows， the hen is sitting， I am very At the same time， there is a strange idea -- the hen can hatch the chicken， I also have hatched chicks! So， I also got some egg on the quilt， and then he climbed into bed lying in bed， put the egg on your
I thought： I can also be hatched chicks， I am great superman!
But after several hours did not see a little action， I urgent
英語趣事（15）
I’d like to tell you something about my when i was six years old， i was a lovely girl!
One day， my father saw some fish in the river， so he asked me， “why can fish only live in water?” i thought about it， then i gave him the answer， “because there are some cats on the ” my father laughed when he heard then he said， “you are smart!” i was happy to hear
Maybe you will say， “it’s a funny ” now， i think， it is very and now i am my parents love me very i am so happy to have that
英語趣事（16）
Moving old freight car came， those who stop in my home is A few blue， dirty old freight car is stopping shipshapely， father is directing a worker to move furniture and Our old building is too old， was forced to take At that time， I just am controlled 6 years old， at the back of see a few workers put one pile empty cabinet， empty shelf into old freight car， my heart thinks： Really amused， can play hide feline cat ah! I look around all around： Ground of father without a stop is being directed， bead brandish is aspersing the sweat with big beans; Mom has baled the dress that leave terribly Nobody notices me， I am stepping on a piece of small table， climbed the jian hou mian of van， get into an ordinary little cupboard， had closed the door， foolish the ground is Passed a little while， listen to a worker to say only： "Be installed， " the rear cover door of van was shut， I am foolish still foolish is the jian hou mian that the ground crouchs in van what kind of outside the Passed a little while again， air is heated up again frowzily again， I opened cupboard door， see only all around inky， outside faint the sound that transmits father mother " hello， where is her person? " " how can I know? Be you look at? " just began， I still feel especially amused， laugh persistently， but do not have with a bit activity sultrily more and more as airy outside， "Wow wow! " I Later， one moves a thing slow when the worker is opening lid， just me " release " come out， see sky and father mother， I just arrive cheerfully to take candy at the same time
英語趣事（17）
我們到了地方，發現Miss Li 沒來。就寫作業等著，等呀等呀，直到我們把作業寫完了，Miss Li 還沒來。渠媽沒有Miss Li 的電話，老媽的電話又打不通，教室里還只有Mr G ，他聽不懂中國話，真是啞巴吃黃連，有口說不出，干著急。我們到最后實在不能忍耐了，就開始吃蛙魚，剛吃幾口，Miss Li 就來了。我們吃了一會兒蛙魚就開始上課，上課之間，Miss Li 出去的時候，我們又開始吃蛙魚。Miss Li 一來，我們就把蛙魚放到一邊繼續上課。
上完課，所以家長都在我們耳邊問了N遍，有沒有忘帶東西，我們也回答了N 遍，可是還有幾個沒帶齊，比如我忘帶課外書回來了，王思蕾忘帶語文書了……明天老爸還得去四中把書拿回來。Miss Li
今天很急躁，所以讓媽媽們把電話留下，這樣就可以給他們打電話了。
這就是我們上英語課引發的趣事。
英語趣事（18）
有一天老師看見有空位，就問：“誰沒來?”“腳跟沒來，比薩沒來”，“誰說的?”“腳跟說的”，把我們逗得前仰后合。
我嗎!常常被稱做“清華大學的教授”，因為我的名字有"清華"兩個字。一天，我們正在測驗，Alice 湊過來問我;：“清華大學的教授，這題怎么寫?”，我專心致志地寫，不理她，她就又問：“牛津大學的教授，這題怎么寫?”看我還不理她，就對著老師不滿地說;“老師呀!看你這題出的，連牛津大學的教授都不會。”又轉過頭來沖著我說“是吧!牛津大學的教授。”搞得全班哄堂大笑。