初中英語小故事100篇（英語小故事100字）

1、A Family Tradition Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to you in marriage once we are out of here." The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so."He asked, "Why?" The man answered, "Because,according to our family tradition only relatives get married. We cannot marry an outsider." The other man asked, "How come there is such a family custom?" He said, "You see, my grandmother married my grandfather. My mother married my father, my sister married my brother-in-law, and so on. How can I marry your sister?" 家庭傳統有兩個瘋子在神經病醫院里面互相聊天，一個說：「等出院了以后，我決定會把我妹妹嫁給你。

2、」另外一個說：「多謝啦！這個不行哪！」「為什么不行呢？」「因為我的家庭的傳統都是親戚才能夠結婚的，不能跟外人結婚。

3、」「怎么會有這種家族的風俗呢？」他說：「你看，我的外婆跟我的外公結婚，我媽媽跟我爸爸結婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫結婚，我怎么能夠跟你的妹妹結婚？」。